I’m starting a new once a year segment entitled Sunday night Grey Cup update in which I give you an update on the Grey Cup. Update: I found out that the Grey Cup was today from Ashlee-Heather. Nuff said. Really though I had a dream last night that I was playing football and it was only three downs and I was in an argument with the team I was playing against saying there is 4 downs in football. And then I woke up with Ardy’s tail in my face.
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In other news, I don’t really know who won the Grey Cup but I can tell you that I have a Toronto Argonauts T-Shirt that says “Friend of the Argos” on it. I bought it from a thrift store. One time I was wearing that in Maine and a lady from Quebec saw me walking by and read my shirt aloud. She said “Friend of the Argos.” and then said ” hmmm I’m a friend of the Allouettes (Montreal’s CFL team)” I was about to say.. ”Oh really, one time I was in Montreal and tried to order some mcnuggets from mcdonald’s but the friend of the allouettes behind the counter wouldn’t give ‘em to me because I didn’t speak French.” but thought nah forget it yo homes to bel-air [I used this one before but it's so nice I got to see it twice]. I’m just joking they did give me the mcnuggets but I’m pretty sure one of my brothers didn’t get his hamburger.
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In yet other news, it’s a little known fact that Ashlee-Heather and I like to quote old Friends episodes to each other and sometimes even in public. The other day at the church we were moving some rocking chairs up some stairs for the first annual Rock-a-thon and I kept saying Pivot, Pivot, Pivvoot. Ashlee-Heather was diggin it. No one else knew what was going on. Rule # 32 “Enjoy the little things.” I also like to quote this one. Ashlee-Heather likes to text me lines sometimes. But not while driving.
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And finally, The Rock has come back. Good night Canada, and America I didn’t have turkey last Thursday. I’ll get you next year.
