I’d like to introduce a new segment entitled “since you’ve been gone” in which I tell you a numerous amount of things that I’ve been up to since the last post over a year ago. This is based loosely on the song by Kelly Clarkson which I woke up singing the other day. You never know what you’re going to wake up singing. That sounds like a tweet to me. Anyway, Since you’ve been gone Ashlee-Heather and I are having a baby! Ashlee-Heather has been working on a master list of names for the baby which I think are mostly girly but she does have a few good ones which I won’t reveal yet. Here are a few that are on that list and you can come to your own conclusion. If you’re a guy reading this and have this name I don’t necessarily mean that you are girly but that Ashlee-Heather’s list is an economic girly man. Anyway, here are a few of the names.
Finn
Dawson
Riley
Sethy
Ashlee Jr.
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In other news, since you’ve been gone I stopped a break-in in progress at my new church. Some young dude tried to roll up in there and steal stuff. I saw him and ran after him and hollered “Hey!” “Get Back Here!” and chased after him. He was a quick little fella. Ashlee-Heather asked me what I would have done if I would have caught up to him. I probably would have just ran by him saying “nice night for an evening eh?”. Turns out he was just looking for the youth group. Just joking but that would have been pretty awesome. Now when I see youth I know at church I get a tough walk on and say “Is that the intruder?” You gotta mix it up now and then.
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In yet other news, since you’ve been gone Ashlee-Heather and I also got a kitten and named him Ardy. If you want to see some photos I think A-Heather has about 907 of him on her facebook page. He is pretty cool cat (not to be confused with ‘The Cat’, that’s what we call my dad for his cat like instincts). Ardy’s almost like a dog. One time we locked him in our bedroom while we cleaned or something and he pooped on the bed. Cleaning his litter isn’t the greatest of jobs. I once made a poster for a competition in grade 6 (6th grade) that said “don’t be a quitter pick up your litter.” I wish I had that poster still, I’d post it right next to Ardy’s litter box. Ashlee-Heather “didn’t know” that pregnant people couldn’t clean the litter when we got Ardy. The other day A-Heather told me that Ardy is almost at the age where he’s ready for the salvation talk.
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And finally, since you’ve been gone I’ve taken up watching the Xfactor with this little guy who’s got mad rhymes. That’s just game recognizing game. Well, it’s good to be back. Good night Canada, and America swag it out.
