It’s Saturday in the A.M., almost P.M., I just woke up. I was thinking about going to this conference today but didn’t make it out. I’m going to this conference in Atlanta in May so I think that will make up for it.
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The other day Ashlee-Heather and I discovered a little mouserat was sneaking around under our kitchen sink. So this week I’ve been mousehunting all week. I set a few traps and the little terd stole the cheese off of them. I wasn’t about to be outsmarted by a mouse unless his name is Mickey or Stuart. I woke up Thursday morning and the little rat was trapped. Victory. After waking Ashlee-Heather up and showing her, I threw him in the recycling bin to be dealt with at a later date. When I returned from work that day he had vanished from the recycling bin. Ashlee-Heather has a couple of theories. She said A.) he came back to life and B.) some of his little mouse buddies came and worked together to lift the trap off of the dead mouses neck and now they are going to come back in stronger than ever. I told Ashlee-Heather that if they do I’ll be waiting for them.
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In 5th grade (grade 5) I had to invent something for a school project. I invented a remote control box. All it was, was a box of wood with a slit in it. I didn’t even paint it. I thought about that yesterday. It made me laugh.
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Me = Ric Flair
Mouse= Ricky the dragon Steamboat
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What sort of freak hybrid is a “mouserat”?!
Smaller than a rat but bigger than a mouse and about twice the size of your arms…oooooooohh turrrtle.