Famous People volume 1.

Today I was in the presence of someone famous and I don’t know who he is. It’s almost like working out in the same gym as 50 cent before he was famous (who, by the way, hogged all the dumbells. After becoming aware of who Fitty is, I’m glad I never said anything about that to him.) But this guy I was with today has been known for a long time. Apparently he is a pretty famous soccer coach. Soccer’s the world’s most famous sport and if you ask me to name a player I can go two deep. 1.Victoria Beckham and 2. Ronaldino or something like that. I wish I knew more because I probably could have gotten his autograph. Anyway, I met this soccer coach at a school where I was invited to share about what a Hero is? It was pretty cool. Two former Canadian Football League players were there as well, one of whom goes to our church. It was exciting to be around these sports guys, I was about to say that I was John Stockton or Mark Price, former NBA player, just so I’d fit in. It was a fun time all around, the kids had a lot of energy which is always great.  I like soccer.  

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 In other news, I almost bought a book today called Fighting Tyson which records what it was like to step in the ring with Iron Mike. The writer interviews many fighters who did that and then writes about it. It seemed like it would be interesting. Iron Mike is an entertaining character known for craziness. I, personally, would like to see him on the next season of Surreal Life. Him, Ron Ron, John Rocker, and The Ultimate Warrior all together under one roof. 

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Well, that’s all for now Canada. And to my Americans, there were three of us here this past weekend. Ashlee-Heather was outnumbered. Holla…..Holla back. My appologies to J.R. Turtillian but we ran out of time.     

Internet.

I like the internet. I think if given the choice between internet and t.v. I’d go internet. If given the choice between internet and books, I’d go internet. If given the choice between internet and radio (not the movie), I’d go internet. If given the choice between internet and my calculator watch, I’d go calculator watch. Nuff said. As the great philosopher J. Richard Turtle the First once said “00oooohhhhhhhhh”.

This Morning.

I asked Ashlee-Heather to go to Tim Horton’s.

She said “I don’t look right before I get in the shower.” 

I replied, “No one does.” 

To this the young Ashlee-Heather responded, “You look the same.”

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In other news, I’ve had a couple of days off with Easter. It’s been fun. Although, yesterday I woke up really dizzy. I don’t know what happened. I must have dreamed that I went on the Tea Cups at Disney. Or the It’s a small world boat ride. I tried to walk in a straight line, putting one foot in front of the other, but I couldn’t do it so I just went to the couch and watched Joyce Meyer interview Joel Osteen. Then I slept till noon.

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And finally, today I’m going to buy a mouse. For our computer. And that’s about all folks. Period. End of sentance. Exclamation mark. See ya soon. 

Slam of the month.

I’ve been working on my hops.  

Math Problem.

Last week at the youth group the guys and girls had a disagreement about a math problem. We really needed a calculator to solve the problem. Well, we don’t have to worry about that anymore, I got myself a brand new calculator watch. Actually, Ashlee-Heather bought it for me. It tells time and solves math problems. The saying a few years ago was pink is the new black, well, I say calculator watches are the new pink.  Get yourself one today.

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In other news, Ashlee-Heather and I are in Guelph, Ontario N1G 5A7. We’re housesitting and Molly (Ashlee-Heather’s cat) sitting.  Yesterday, we were in the store and I saw a Chuck Norris poster and one line said if you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask for a three hole punch. I laughed. I remember when I bought Andrew a Nick Van Exel poster for Christmas and he came in my room and found it and brought it to me without looking at it and asked who was on the front. And then there was that other time when Andrew picked me up over his shoulder and held me by my ankles behind his back and wouldn’t let me go. I bit his butt. He dropped me. I’m getting delirious. It’s not delivery, it’s delirious. Good night Canada, and America what’s 46 times 9? 414. Chuck Norris wears a calculator watch.  

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Mine looks a looks a little different but cooler.  

Random.

   

Mother nature

dumped another load on us yesterday and fully intends on doing it again tomorrow and the next day. That makes yesterday a courtesy flush.