Short story..

I’m starting a new segment entitled “short story”. This is where I start a story and then whoever wants to can add to it in comment form and see what kind of story we can come up with. And the comment of the month will be added shortly, as the defending champion has won again based on his correct answer to the last post.  In other news, Tim Hortons has this roll up the rim game and I haven’t won anything in like 30 tries. Let’s begin the story, shall we?

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Once upon a time there lived King Clarence the Third. King Clarence the Third lived in a big castle with many servants and two big dogs named Bob and Rob. Bob and Rob were ferocious dogs. They often chased the servants around the castle. King Clarence was the only one who could stop them from attacking the servants. One day Bob and Rob were chasing the servants around the castle when they stumbled accross a secret door that they had never seen. The servants kept running but Bob and Rob stood by the secret door with a confused dog look on their faces…….. 

We’ve Got an anchor in chapter…

I believe Gator and Chris may know how that song ends. The one in the title that is? Tonight I gave a talk at the youth event at the church and I spoke on the anchor of Hebrews chapter..Only Gator and chris know. Guarenteed after all these years Gator and Chris will know what chapter.  We remember in song. like Krump sat alone on a rusty dock.  The general public doesn’t understand but big walt and big boy do. Holla. Anyway, in the middle of the speaking engagement one of the youth let out a fart. I stopped mid sentance, took a sniff, and said dude what’d you have for dinner? Then proceded to move everyone to a different corner of the room. “What’s that smell?  Dah dah dah dukeee.” Comment of the month awarded to the first person who can tell me what movie that quote is from. Ian used to say something like if you’re giving devotions or a Bible study to a group of kids it’s almost guaranteed that someone will let one rip. It’s the enemy.  Meanwhile, Chris used to explain how the motercycle farts work like this, “It starts off slow and then like ricoshays off of one cheek onto the other.”

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In other news, I filled out three different NCAA brackets for three different pools and I’m last place in each of them. What? Holy Cross to the elite eight wasn’t such a good idea?? There have been some good games though. The last 3 minutes of every game is amazing. That’s why I’m a fan.

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In still other news, Ashlee-Heather and I started to go on a diet. I just polished off a bag of doritoes so at least we don’t have to worry about eating those anymore. And, the other night I had a dream about our old dog Odie. The attack poodle. Remember him. He didn’t let anyone mess with us.  Until next time America. Goodnight Canada.

It’s time for a post..

I figured that it was about time for a post. Ashlee-heather is playing the name game right now so it is a little hard to concentrate. Which is making me think, what should the name of my new nephew be. One friend has announced that Chris and Marykay should just name him Major. Major Mackneer.  I guess that would make him Major Mackneer the third. Unless the current Major Mackneer becomes a Colonol (Kernal) and/or Chris and Marykay become Majors. Then he will be Major Mackneer Junior the third. And if he grows up to be a major he would then be Major Major Mackneer.  Maybe his middle name could be Mark. He would then be Major Mark Mackneer.

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I took three pretty hard falls on the ice over the weekend. Actually, two on the ice and one in the shower. On my way to church on sunday I fell and my Bible went flying. I jumped up so quick that you wouldn’t even knew I fell. But I did have a kink in my neck the rest of the day. Nothing too serious just a minor concussion and some broken ribs. In the shower I was trying to readjust the mat on the bottom and I guess the suction things didn’t fully suction. That’ll be the first and last time I touch the mat on the bottom of the shower.  For the third fall Ashlee-Heather was present. It was early, I had just went and picked her up at work and we made it home. As I got out of the car I found myself on my backside. I’m not sure if Ashlee-Heather saw me go down but she was probably wondering where I disappeared to while she was reaching for her things in the back seat.

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On another note, the Tyndale bball championships were this weekend and the young Tommy Muster (One of Chris’s groomsmen) scored 2o points in the first game. He made us all proud. And at the end he was quoted as saying “I wish Chris and the Rev. (the Major) could have seen the game.”  Daddymack likes his game. Meanwhile, Chris’s other groomsman big Justin was asking for celebratory cigars.

And we’re back….

After a trip to Phoenix I have returned.  I’m going to be testing a theory that I just made up. The theory is that if I use words like Global Warming or Brittany spears that more people will hit my blog out of searches. Anyway, back from the nice weather in Phoenix and in to the frozen tundra. Our internet is down at the apartment so I’ll be doing a lot of pacing around the place. Al Gore. Although our landlords are away for a couple of weeks so I can just walk around upstairs. If I get caught I’ll just say I was sleep walking. Kobe Bryant.
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A special congratulations goes out to Ashlee-Heather who is the first to have a comment deleted by the author.  And for being Kevin Mcallister all week. Love you..

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Dad will be proud of me because I successfully tuned my guitar yesterday.  I think I liked it better when it wasn’t tuned. At least then my voice matched the guitar. Although one of the pastors here said I had a good singing voice. I told him that I am pretty good at singing a round of Away in a manger.  I think I’m going to play it for the kids on sunday. Does anyone know how to play Stand up and shout it?  I usually just make up my own version of everysong anyway..Good night Canada… Bill Clinton.

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P.S..
Anyone know Rueben Mackneer? Apparantly he died and left 5 million dollars for me.